The Lasting Value of a Classical Education

cato fashions

Harold and I drove past this shop tonight, and I started giggling.

“Cato Fashions!” I laughed, “I mean, it’s no Gatsby luxury haircare, but it’s pretty great, right?”

“What?” Harold asked me. “What’s so funny about a women’s clothing chain?”

“It’s CATO FASHIONS! Do you think they sell togas with no decadent tunics underneath? Or maybe it’s outfits for NOT kissing one’s spouse in?”

Harold didn’t find it particularly funny,  so I asked him if he was just being stoic. (Because I am hilarious.)  He didn’t laugh at that, either, but he swung around so I could take a picture (because he loves me).

“Oooh, maybe he set up the whole store to catch wealthy women breaking the Lex Voconia!” I continued to crack myself up, and Harold continued to humour me for the rest of the drive.

When I was in college, people used to ask me all the time what I was going to do with a degree in classics. The answer is that I’ll use it over and over to make my life funny and awesome.

 

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The Blogger Abides: A Practical Guide to Writing Well and Not Starving

The Blogger Abides: A Practical Guide to Writing Well and Not Starving is Chris Higgins’ new book on freelancing. (Disclosure: Chris is one of my favorite things about Mental Floss and he sent me an advance copy of the book because he thinks I require freelancing help, er, I mean, for reviewing purposes.)

The book is made up of shortish chapters that read like longish blog posts. This makes it easy to find topics of interest, and it’s a readable, engaging style. The whole thing was sort of ideal for me, because it hits a middle experience level, assuming readers aren’t exactly negotiating a larger advance on their next book, but they have some clips and a couple outlets, and would like to take freelance writing from a hobby that pays for coffee and magazines into a full career. Or at least the expensive coffee. It’s not always easy to find a guide that hits that middle area, on turning an art into a business. He also assumes that readers are already selling essays and articles to magazines and blogs, and are reading with the goal of selling more pieces, at higher rates, to outlets with larger circulations, and moving from the awful topics that new contributors end up covering, up to the plum assignments.

Chris has a wonderful section on publicists, which is not so much how to connect with publicists but how to interface with publicists and your readers ethically. I wrote pretty extensively and excitedly about getting my first review copies of games. But once you are a Legitimate Reviewer, unsolicited review copies start to turn up. Sometimes the PR person who helped me get a review copy and press kit for a previous, awesome game is now trying really hard to get some coverage for an unrelated lame game. Sometimes a really nice person will rep a really awful product. There’s good advice, and it’s quite reassuring to know that this happens to other people. Although Chris is talking about reviewing documentaries and TV, his points on review access, disclosures, and ethics are great for any field.

There’s a nice part on freelance scheduling, too. Personally, when I’m writing fulltime (instead of taking an assignment or two while I’m working a regular job), I’m always on a rollarcoaster. Either I don’t have any work that day and I am convinced I will never ever have a job again (see previous re: not starving). or I am trying to WRITE ALL THE THINGS.

The The Blogger Abides: A Practical Guide to Writing Well and Not Starving is available for $3.99 on Amazon here.

 

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Two Steps Back

Looks like the Dead Island: Zombie Bait Collector’s Edition will feature a disturbing extra for zombie fans: A headless, armless bikini-clad girl’s torso. Ick. From the press release, because I could not make this up:

Paul Nicholls, Sales & Marketing Director, Deep Silver, said “Dead Island Riptide is one of the most anticipated releases of the year and is set to build on the original’s reputation for OTT action, dark humour and brutal zombie bashing. We wanted to provide a unique collector’s edition that was utterly ‘Dead Island’ and would make a striking conversation piece on any discerning zombie gamer’s mantel.”

There’s another line in the release that compares the armless statue to “Dead Island’s grotesque take on an iconic Roman marble torso sculpture”, and I won’t tell you the classicist rage that gave me. I’ll not include the picture here, but the Dead Island torso is two anti-gravity, perfectly round breasts, covered with a tiny bikini and lots of blood, forming a perfect cleavage V under a neck stump. It’s pretty disturbing, and I wouldn’t like to see it on a “discerning zombie gamer’s mantel”. Also, that is not what the Venus De Milo looks like. And, also, the Venus De Milo is not the only statue in the world without arms.

I’m sort of amazed that this ever seemed like a good idea to anyone. Doesn’t a headless bikini girl just seem like a parody of a bad promo item? I was once a designer on a game, and I was outranked by a promoter who thought the game could be best marketed to women by handing out pink bracelets at NYCC, so I’m pretty sure there are talented dev and design folks working on Dead Island who argued against this.  Without ranting at Deep Silver (while I was editing this, they’ve issued a half-apology for “any offence caused,” as if some players are being weirdly touchy over a perfectly normal headless bikini rack), I think this says embarrassing things about our industry.

I don’t believe that violent games cause violent behaviors, and I think that argument is flawed in pretty much every way that an argument can be faulty.  But I do think that tasteless, misogynist promos make our industry look like tasteless misogynists.

Added 4/24/13: That lame half-apology about not realizing people would be offended didn’t actually say the headless torsos would by pulled, and guess what? Collector’s Edition still totally includes them!

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Also, I Have Terrible Taste In Music

I just did a story on MySpace’s re-re-re-relaunch, which allowed me to have a laugh at a failed social networker getting some new investment capital to relaunch as a shiny new social networker, and also allowed me to enjoy some of my guilty pleasure music.

… I’m more surprised that he and his publicists through being connected to MySpace was a good idea. Sure, MySpace was an awesome social site, when making a profile and collecting friends was new, but it spent longer as as musical spam site for struggling bands.

The new MySpace offers an option to sign in with Facebook, but even without the hassle of filling out names and information, I’m really curious if any of you are planning to make a MySpace profile, or resurrect your old one. Inside, users can browse through music and musicians, with a lot of the social features of Spotify. Only, as with any social networker, until there’s that critical mass of users, most of social interactions and recommendations can’t function.

I did download the single Suit & Tie, MySpace is Back... With Justin Timberlake though, and I wouldn’t even have known the song was out without seeing it on the front page of MySpace, and then getting an easy download link immediately after logging in. Maybe the whole MySpace relaunch is a marketing vehicle for him! Well played, Justin Timberlake, well-played.

Via MySpace is Back… With Justin Timberlake on TapScape.

My editor has pretty strict guidelines about SEO in titles, so I wasn’t actually able to title this I’m Bringing MySpace Back. You’re welcome!

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Bohemian Throwdown

Harold has written a new story for the comics collection Country Ass-Whupping, called Insights Into My Fiance’s Anger Issues, sorry, I mean, the story’s called Bohemian Throwdown. The other thing is just what I call it.

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This book is a one-shot fundraiser for victims of the tornadoes in the southeast, a little over a year ago, which is around the time Harold first told me this story. Reading the finished version, I can’t help but imagine the opening narration being explained to a purple-haired game writer, in a Manhattan coffeeshop, who is totally listening, but also, a little bit, wondering if this is a date or not.

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It’s Numbered, Too.

Harold: Oh, wow! Is this for me? Were you trying to hide this to give it to me later?

Meg: No! That’s, um, that’s my Star Trek action figure that I was, um, storing in an unmarked box in the back of a cabinet full of totally unrelated things. DAMN IT! How did you even find it?

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Spaceteam!

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I played Spaceteam with some friends this weekend. When you have a group of people who work in games and think critically about games, sometimes it’s easy to get caught up talking about mechanics, but I had so much genuine fun playing this game! Then, after we were done yelling at each other trying to save the ship, I thought about all the ways this is an optimal co-op game.

Here’s my piece on IHeartChaos. (Note: I write for IHC about games and zombie puppet musicals, but the site also has some NSFW sections, so click carefully.)

Spaceteam, from indie studio Sleeping Beast Games, is an amazing cooperative game, inviting 2 to 4 players to serve aboard a starship together. Spaceteam offers a sense of adventure and cooperation, as your team shouts technobabble and flips switches to avert certain doom.

Each player’s iPhone or iPad becomes a control panel, with a different collection of high-tech space knobs, dials, buttons and settings. Players will be asked to set hydromats, engage ferrous spectrums, and reticulate splines, but the instructions appear on random screens, so you’ll need to shout the technobabble commands you see, and listen to the commands that are relevant to your screen. In about ten seconds, your friends are transformed into officers on a starship bridge, operating at maximum efficiency — and volume.

As you and your friends crew the starship, it becomes clear that your ship is suffering some mechanical failures. Green space goo oozes from between panels, and sections of the control panel detach. Just push the broken parts back into place, and keep flipping those positronic switches and engaging the flux combobulators to keep the ship flying! There are asteroids, wormholes, and all kinds of space disasters for your crew to avoid in this goofy, fast-paced team game.

Via Shout Technobabble as You Crew A Starship in ‘Spaceteam’ on IHeartChaos.

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Author, Publisher, Entrepeneur

APE: Author, Publisher, Entrepreneur-How to Publish a Book is  Guy Kawasaki’s new self-published ebook on, well, self-publishing and ebooks. The book opens with a short narrative about Kawasaki requesting 500 ebook copies of Enchantment from a traditional publisher, who was unable to smoothly complete such a seemingly-simple request.  Penguin didn’t handle ebooks, and Apple suggested buying and scratching off 500 gift cards and entering 500 redemption codes into the App store. If that’s the best publishers could do for the author of a New York Times bestseller, Kawasaki thought, it might be time to think about a different model, like self publishing.

APE is overwhelmingly a guide to the world of self-publishing, but large sections of the book are thoughtful meditations on the nature of publishing, on defining oneself as an author, and what makes a successful book. One doesn’t need to fully agree with everything Kawasaki says in order to enjoy his thoughts on reading, writing, and publishing.

As Kawasaki reviews self-publishing options, there is a section on outlets that offer print-on-demand for physical, ink and paper copies, and Kawasaki discusses reasons to choose a hard copy. I’ve read dozens of impassioned, all-or-nothing essays on how either print is dead, or on how ebooks aren’t real reading, and it was really delightful to read nuanced thoughts on uses for hard copies. A church cookbook might be best suited for a print run of 300,  or a first-time novelist might be best served distributing an ebook through Amazon. Kawasaki discusses e-publishing with a POD component, for any who author might want to hold his book or give it a physical, tangible copy as a gift.

While I try to view the value of my published pieces in other ways, like the publication’s circulation, the positive feedback and reviews, or even how much money I made, there is something very real and delightful about receiving one’s work in a tangible, dead-tree format. It is lovely to imagine other authors, more talented and more published than I am, considering the value of a physical copy of their work.

I’ve written before about how much I love reading on my Kindle, and the magical powers of having every book in the world in my purse. Thinking about the difference between physical books and ebooks reminded me that I’ve received physical review copies of two of Kawasaki’s previous books, Enchantment and Reality Check. Both of which I loaned to colleagues, and never got back. (Hey, Guy, I’m evangelizing!)

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Kawasaki’s practical advice ranges from choosing desktop publishing software to realistically determining a book’s potential readership. He discusses building engagement with a personal brand, of course, and spreading awareness of a book without a traditional marketing team. There’s a nice reference to IndieReader.com, another one of my outlets, as a good connection for self-published authors. He warns would-be promoters against mass-emailing press releases to random people, advice that should be really obvious, but… I’ve gotten a lot of DEAR BLOGGER, BUSY MOMS LIKE YOU NEED OUR EXCITING NEW PRODUCT which makes it pretty clear that the sender has no idea who’s receiving the pitch. Kawasaki’s rule is to know the recipient’s first name, although I kind of enjoy adverts addressed to Ms. Paradox.

While the text is still enjoyable, and there’s still a lot of good information covered, Kawasaki’s self-publishing situation is quite different from most of his readers’. Most folks considering self-publishing are not SXSW  and TED keynoters, they haven’t founded the popular content aggregator AllTop (Disclosure: This blog is an AllTop pick), they haven’t written several traditionally-published bestselling titles first. There is still valuable information on branding and engagement, but the scale of Kawasaki’s experiences is quite different.

APE has odd blank pages at random intervals, although not in the actual chapter on formatting one’s ebook to be read smoothly on all platforms. I don’t usually mind an odd formatting issue or two, because epublishing is still so new and growing, but it’s worth a giggle in a guide to epublishing.

As in his other books, Kawasaki mentions his love of Macs, hockey, and, most charmingly, his four children, whenever he has the chance. His longstanding crush on Macs seems enthusiastic and genuine, although the opening story, the experience that led to his frustrations with traditional publishing models, really seems to hinge on how awkward gifting on the Apple App Store is.

Overall, APE holds good food for thought on physical books and ebooks, on writing, publishing and reading, on books as artistic expression and as a saleable commodity.

 

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This Is Why I Can’t Tell You Things, Facebook.

Facebook! This is why I can't tell you things!

Nothing good comes of the relationship status on Facebook. At least I still have a WarCraft targeted ad too.

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The Forgotten Queen

 D.L. Bogdan’s The Forgotten Queen is a novel about Margaret Tudor, the sister of Henry VIII. I’d previously read Secrets of the Tudor Court by this author, which is what interested me in The Forgotten Queen,  and I was really excited to see what Bogdan did with Margaret. (Oh, and I received an e-ARC for blogging purposes.As awesome as free fiction is, my opinions are not colored by getting a free ARC. For example, this blog post on everything I hated about the ARC of The Independence of Miss Mary Bennett…)

The Forgotten Queen tells the story of Margaret’s life from childhood, through her marriages, and her children. After her divorce from Lord Angus, Margaret remains so focused on young James’ ascension to the throne and her own marital troubles that she barely sees her daughter, Margaret Douglas. Subtly done, and sets the stage for the stories about Margaret Douglas as a young woman, who antagonizes Henry VIII by becoming secretly engaged without his permission. He stopped the wedding and imprisoned her (By the way, when I get confused with the betrothals and pre-contracts and witnesses to secret weddings and annulments later in Tudor England, I just read it as “they totally banged in secret” and “plausible deniability later”.) When she’s let out of the abbey where she’s been locked up for YEARS for getting involved with the wrong man, she immediately falls in love with another wrong man. After that, she probably just started keeping a change of clothes and a toothbrush in the Tower for her visits.  Anyway, I think it’s very plausible that a young girl growing up alone would be pretty desperate for affection, and after seeing Margaret and Henry’s tempestuous romances, would go after her own.

I’ve read quite a lot of Tudor fiction and history, and I think I have a pretty good handle on the cast of characters. Margaret, Henry VIII’s elder sister, really is the forgotten queen. She gets a quick mention when she leaves to marry James of Scotland before Henry VIII’s ascension to the English throne, and then Margaret’s line is picked up again when Elizabeth I dies without an heir, and Margaret and James’ descendant, James VI of Scotland, also becomes James the First of England.

I pretty much love any Tudor fiction that doesn’t take too many liberties with the facts. I’m cool with, say, a story that involves a friendship between Anne Boleyn and Leonardo DaVinci. I mean, they both spent time in the French court, and both knew Francis I. So it’s possible, I’ll go with it.  I’m not cool with a message getting from Scotland to Paris in a day. No matter how much the plot needs the Auld Alliance restated right then.

Every once in a while, I say how much I love a historical novel, and someone more educated points out that, man, Spanish farthingales weren’t even in fashion until the following year! Probably worth pointing out that I’m a historical fiction lover, not a Tudor scholar. But I thought that Bogdan’s characters eat the right dishes at banquets, their servants dress them in the right fashions, and all messages take the required million years on horseback.

Overall, the characters are well-developed, and the historical setting is accurate. The Forgotten Queen is an unusual story in my favorite time period for escapist fiction reading.

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