“After All This Time?”

I’ve written lots of times about reading and watching Harry Potter, sometimes as Harry Potter therapy for different things happening in my life.  In college, my roommate Kristine and I would lie on the couches, watch Harry Potter, and escape to Hogwarts when we were worried about finals. In Yantai, I bought Chinese copies of the movies, and watched them when I was lonely and missed hearing English. I read Harry Potter on a night train to Beijing, and on a flight from Seattle to New York. I stayed up all night reading Harry Potter 2, when I was a college student and should probably have been writing a paper, and stayed up all night reading Harry Potter 7, when I was teaching at the community college and should probably have been marking papers. Last winter, Harold took me to Hogsmeade at Universal in Orlando, which was really nice of him, especially considering that he hasn’t read a single one of the books and has only seen segments of the movies when I happen to be watching it. I tried to watch Harry Potter a few weeks ago when I was in Brooklyn and missing Harold. Whenever I’m stressed or unhappy, I put on Harry Potter, and fall asleep thinking about Hogwarts.

With my stupid hurt back, I’ve been having trouble getting comfortable enough to fall sleep. (Other things I can’t do right now include yoga, drinking, following simple plots, sitting still to play games, focusing long enough to write, and pretty much anything else I like doing.) So I do what I do when under stress, and turn to Harry Potter. I arranged the blankets and pillows into a special shape for me to sleep on (This is a stupid back-injury sleeping position, which is different from my usual awesome sleeping position, curled up in a little tiny ball under a big stack of blankets.) and opened HP7 on my Kindle.

The Kindle allows readers to share passages and notes with others. Of course, a  certain percentage of these notes are the expected This book is sooooo boring  y do we have 2 read this?????? SUX. But the notes for Harry Potter 7 show over a hundred readers have publicly highlighted and shared “After all this time?” “Always,” said Snape, a reassuring reminder that people aren’t always terrible. I’ve shared a couple notes from HP myself but I love it all so much that I’d probably have to highlight and share every single non-Quiddich page of the book. Plus I’d have to restrain myself from putting little hearts and smiley faces in the notes section.

While I was reading Harry Potter, for about the millionth time, and trying not to move because of my stupid back, I realized that someone else was reading HP7 at the same time on their Kindle, because they were sharing passages. Once I noticed this, I kept flipping to the notes and highlights section to see if my invisible friend had liked anything else. I didn’t know that there were any new ways left for me to enjoy Harry Potter.

I’m pretty sure technology’s catching up to magic, and I’m just waiting for my Hogwarts holodeck now.

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Phoenix Wright’s Nemesis

New review of Devil’s Attorney for Android is live on Hardcore Droid:

In Senri AB’s Devil’s Attorney, players take on the role of Max McMann, an ethically flexible defense attorney, tasked with keeping his unfortunate and misunderstood clients out of jail. Players aren’t solving the case — Max doesn’t ferret out evidence or pounce on contradictions to prove his clients are innocent. Instead, wily Max uses a collection of lawyerly tricks, like Patronizing witnesses or Tampering with evidence, that players use in a points-based strategy battle against a prosecutor. Each successful case earns money for Max with bonuses for proving the defendant’s innocence quickly.

Max’s clients each have a little story explaining the charges against them and why they are innocent. One explains that he totally wasn’t smuggling rare animals, not at all, in fact he has no idea how those lizards got in his underpants! Another one explains that he wasn’t running an illegal betting operation; instead some friends had gathered to watch sports programs and just happened to be counting their pocket change when police arrived.  And smooth Max defends them all! For a fee of course.

Via Devil’s Attorney Review | Hardcore Droid

Also added a segment on the new patch to my Knights of Pen & Paper review.

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In Which I Am Very Old

A few days ago, I slipped on the stairs outside Harold’s apartment, and fell about half a flight, hitting my back on every step on the way down. It was…. not my finest moment. I tried to handle it with some ice and some Advil, but by that evening, it was pretty clear that I was becoming less mobile, so Harold finally made me go to an urgent care. (Also Harold would like you all to know that he demanded I see a doctor, and that left to my own devices, I probably wouldn’t have gone, and then all hell would have broken loose, and also that he was right and I was wrong.)

Not too much damage, at least. I’ve got some bruising on my lower back, and apparently that means when I sit down, stand up, cross my legs, or, um, BREATHE,  it sends spasms up my whole back. That is a serious design flaw. The doctor gave me an assortment of muscle relaxants and pain meds, took some X-rays, and told me I wouldn’t be going to the gym for a while and that I probably shouldn’t drive, either. (At least something is going my way.)

About the painkillers: I can not believe people take these recreationally… I’ve been slow-witted and dull since I started taking them. Harold and I were watching The Shield, and I spent the whole time asking him what was going on. Who’s that guy? Why’s he stealing money? Is he a cop? What’s in the gym bag? What’s going on now? I imagine I was a delightful companion in every way.

If there is anything that makes one feel as old as having a hurt back, I don’t know what it is. And I don’t really want to know.

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Castaway Paradise

Wrote about the upcoming Castaway Paradise on IGM, as I pursue my life goal of playing every single island sim game ever.

Stolen Couch, the indie studio  behind Ichi and Kids Vs. Goblins, plan to release Castaway Paradise, a new free-to-play island sim for iOs, Android, PC and Mac.

Stolen Couch had me at “island sim”, I think the survival genre lends itself very well to crafting, farming and exploration game mechanics, and the island narrative is a perfect escapist fantasy.  We don’t need to discuss how many hours of my life I’ve spent playing Lost in BlueStranded Without A PhoneSims Castaway…  Even titles like Youda Survivor and MyTribe, which are essentially time-management games with island art and basic survival narrative, kept me playing.

Via Stolen Couch’s Upcoming ‘Castaway Paradise’ | Meg Stivison | The Indie Game Magazine

Other island sims games not mentioned in this post: Pixonic’s Robinson, Monkey Island, that other version of MyTribe,

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Incubator

A few days ago, I went to see the demos for the Triangle Start-up Factory incubator over at the American Tobacco Campus.  I went for work, but I was excited to go. I thought it would be smart to connect with local startups, meet interesting folks in the tech community, see what’s emerging, etc., etc.,  all kinds of optimistic hopes that I’ll look really hard and stay positive and eventually find good things to make a life here.

The keynotes were a bit depressing, because whenever people talk about how the Triangle is hip and high tech and happening and just as awesome as New York and Silicon Valley, it really highlights that I’m in a place that needs to talk itself up for a while first.

I did get the info for a good piece on PopUp,  over at TapScape:

There’s a lot of potential here for cute, asynchronous social fun with this app. It would be great fun to see that a friend took a goofy Instagram at this landmark, and take my own picture doing the same thing at the same spot.

Of course, cute social photos aren’t how PopUp would monetize. PopUp’s presentation discussed how businesses could use these location-based pop-ups to advertise.

The PopUp team suggested that a possible use would be for a business advertising, via PopUp, to shoppers in a competitor’s store. This is delightfully scifi, but easily becomes a disaster of constant push adverts, like the one envisioned in M.T. Anderson’s dark future in the novel Feed. The nightmare use of PopUp is, say, stopping for coffee at Bedford Hill Coffee Shop, and getting an advert from every other coffeeshop in my hipster Brooklyn neighborhood, Franklin Street Coffee, Daily Grounds, and Starbucks for good measure, plus a local gym reminding me that cappuccino froth should be burned on the elliptical, and my bank suggesting I use my credit card to earn cashback on my coffee purchase.

PopUp seemed fun in a scifi way, and I did have some interesting conversations at the event.

Still, the best part of the day was the presentation from a startup called Offline Media. The rant about how awful it is that everyone uses social media instead of really socializing is unpleasant from curmudgeons. It’s hilarious from young hipsters who are seeking investors in the online social app they’ve made to save us from online socialization. Anyway, seems like Offline is Meetup for people who, um, haven’t heard of Meetup, I guess.

Joke’s on me, though. I signed up immediately because maybe there’s something cool happening here but only people who are Offline know about it.

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Exemplary Reportage, Comrades

The Onion recently ran a piece calling DPRK leader Kim Jung-un the sexiest man alive. While most of us giggled at it and forwarded it to our Korean expat friends, the Chinese state paper, the People’s Daily, ran with the news, and included a 50-photo gallery of Kim. It’s down now, of course, but the folks at Shanghaiist are no strangers to disappearing People’s Daily headlines and grabbed a photo. Then The Onion  added a line thanking the People’s Daily for their exemplary reportage, comrades.

I wrote a few weeks ago about wild headlines, wild truths, and being unable to tell fact from satire, and started thinking about how the People’s Daily could have done this. There’s more to it than just shrugging and saying that the state-sponsored media is a joke.

When I lived in China, The Onion was blocked by the Great Firewall. I wonder if it recently become unblocked, or the People’s Daily staff were permitted to access portions of it for foreign research, but because of the Great Firewall, they were unfamiliar with it and lacked any context to determine credibility. This would be an appropriate cautionary tale about the difficulties of decent journalism with censored sources.

Unless a hardworking journalist cleverly got around the Great Firewall to get a great international scoop… Then it’s very sad.

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Knights of Pen & Paper

New review of Knights of Pen & Paper up on Hardcore Droid:

Knights of Pen & Paper, from indie Behold Studios, simulates a D&D tabletop campaign, in which players encounter campy tabletop monsters and running dramatic rescues. From the beginning, the game tells a hilarious and engaging story. Players first select their players, blending a collection of personalities like Little Brother, pink-haired Flowers, a Hipster, and an Extraterrestrial with individual special powers and the usual character classes.

Players — that’s you, not the eight-bit Hipster Mage and Little Brother Warrior party members — then determine the campaign’s plot and plan battles for the players. Knights of Pen & Paper presents two interlocking and participatory narratives, with a campy fantasy adventure and a nerd gaming session.

via Knights of Pen and Paper Review – Android Game | Android Role-Playing Games Reviews | Hardcore Droid.

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My Internal Monologue, #4

What!?!? You’ve heard of us?! REALLY?!?!? But… you’re not my boyfriend or my immediate family member…  Wow.

– Was not my actual response to hearing that someone’s got a subscription to Indie Game Mag, but I am pretty sure the dumbstruck expression might have given my feelings away. I’ve often imagined how it would feel to have strangers tell me they’ve read my work, but in my head there was a lot more quiet pride and lot less open-mouthed shock.

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Primordia

I’ve got a new post on IGM about the upcoming Primordia,  developed by Wormwood Studios, and published by Wadjet Eye, with music by Nate Chambers!

Normally, a game with a publisher seems like the opposite of indie, but we’ll make an exception for the awesome indie producers Wadjet Eye Games, the team behind Puzzle Bots, Gemini Rue and the Blackwell series, among others. Actually, IGM’s written lots about Wadjet Eye Games’ previous titles, and Alex Wilkinson recently blogged about Primordia and shared the trailer, and Mike Gnade met with Wadjet Eye’s Dave Gilbert about Wadjet Eye’s past and future projects.

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Primordia has just been declined by Steam, which is a bit surprising to me because Steam does offer several other Wadjet Eye titles.  Interestingly, one of the topics Mike and Dave chatted about was Steam’s initial rejection of Wadjet Eye Games’ Gemini Rue, and what Dave and his team did to eventually get it released on Steam. Would-be Primordia players who’d like to see this game on Steam can show their support here.

via “Primordia” Preorders Begin Today | The Indie Game Magazine

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My Internal Monologue, #3

Only because I really want to be on this project.

– Things I did not actually say when asked if I could still hit deadline, even though I received the required documents and parameters a week late.

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