Tag Archives: Harold

Communicating By Voice

Harold recently switched to an iPhone, because he really wanted to get Siri, the voice-activated assistant. He set it all up, and then showed me how well the voice commands and speech recognition work by sending me a voice-activated text … Continue reading

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Squad Eli

I’m at a pub with some friends, when I find myself chatting with a girl near me about sparkly vampires. She shares my views that the Twilight leads showed up to film so they wouldn’t get cut slips, while the … Continue reading

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Best Men

I mostly know Hugo’s best man, Samir, through stories of their drunken antics from the year that Hugo and Stick were roommates, and I lived in Yantai, China. So I’ve heard secondhand about the time Samir locked himself in the … Continue reading

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The Age of All-Nighters

The editors of InTheSnake wrote me to let me know they’re taking  my flash fiction submission for their October issue! I’m completely thrilled. After I told Twitter, I had to come up with a short summary of the piece for … Continue reading

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Why Harold Hates People

Hipster Barista Girl: So, do you, like, work for the space program? Harold: No. This is a Starfleet shirt.

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Go, Go, Godzilla!

Go, go, Godzilla!, by Simpson’s Paradox When I checked in at the Empire State Building, SCVNGR challenged me to snap a photo of Godzilla attacking. So I grabbed Godzilla from Harold’s desk and set him up with a tourist-y postcard.

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Lady Pop Pop

Meg:  I’m turning on my Lady Pop Pop* — tell me if it gets annoying, ok? Harold:  I am putting on my headphones anyway listening to man music I thought for sure that would get a reaction Meg:  I’m sorry, … Continue reading

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Harold and Star Trek

Harold and I are walking down the street when he spots a Star Trek book on a bottom shelf of a crowded bookshelf, in the window of a closed store. He was talking, but he cuts off midsentence to drop … Continue reading

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Acts of Stunning Maturity

Next Island moved to a new office today, and my first act of stunning maturity was to call Harold’s desk from my desk to tell him I have a phone now. (I am not entirely sure why he puts up … Continue reading

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Further Uses For SCVNGR

“Have you noticed that by the time we sit down in a restaurant, you’re always starving?” I asked Harold. “I point this out only because I thought if I didn’t order quickly enough, you might stab me, and also, the … Continue reading

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