Yesterday I went to see The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants with my long-lost good twin (I’m clearly the evil one, wouldn’t you agree?) We kept poking each other and whispering “Ya-Ya!” which is only funny if you’ve seen Divine Secrets and Traveling Pants and also are extremely easily amused. Which you kind of have to be to watch either of those movies.
After the movie, we saw a boy standing outside the girls’ bathroom holding a pink bag that said “I just got my ears pierced!” and I think he has to be the second greatest boyfriend in the world. He was holding it like a football though, and Stick says that’s the key to true masculinity. Wonder if Stick would buy tampons for me if able to carry in football-style. On second thought, should not push the boundaries of the Perfect Boyfriend.
Later Stephanie told me a story and end of it was “And then, even though my parents weren’t home, he left to play D&D with his friends!” and I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe. But she grew up on California and I grew up in New Jersey so we probably don’t have any ex-boyfriends in common.