Tumblr evangelist, SEO rulebreaker and coffee connoisseur

TWITTER BIO 2_cropI wrote about the sameness in tech hipster pitches when I was at TechCrunch Disrupt a few years ago, so I found this auto-generator for tech hipster Twitter bios hilarious.

Have you noticed that there’s a certain sameness to tech and startup bios? What The F*ck Is My Twitter Bio re-spins the common cliche of products-used-as-adjectives with brags-used-as-nouns found in way too many Twitter profiles. Think “Instagram guru,” “Tumblr mixmaster,” “Snapchat rulebreaker,” “Pinterest ninja,” etc.

What The F*ck Is My Twitter Bio was made by Jack Marshall, Saya Weissman, and Brian Braiker, all from Digiday, proving that even people who live and breath internet marketing can’t say “social media guru” and “bootstrapping ninja” with a straight face.

Although I have to admit I considered making Tumblr evangelist, SEO rulebreaker and coffee connoisseur my accurate and sarcastic Twitter bio.

via What the F*ck Is My Twitter Bio Auto-Generates Cliched Bios So You Don’t Have To | (The) Absolute.

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