Solid Citizens by David Wishart

Man, I’m excited about the books I’ve been getting to review recently. Before receiving David Wishart’s new novel Solid Citizens, I’d already read Ovid, Germanicus, and Sejanus, also Roman mysteries by the same author. I discovered that Solid Citizens is actually the fifteenth Marcus Corvinus mystery.

Marcus and Perillia, now middle aged, are visiting the home of their adopted daughter and son-in-law, when — of course — there’s a brutal murder in the countryside town. As this is the fifteenth time that Corvinus and a corpse have been in the same place at the same time, Perillia responds with a somewhat exasperated Again, dear? Must we? but their daughter jumps into the investigation excitedly. She might not be Corvinus’ biological daughter, but she’s definitely his successor, munching on huge meals while discussing bodies.  (Don’t worry, Perillia always comes around.)

Germanicus has a much more epic scale, weaving the mystery around the mysterious deaths of the Julio-Claudians, and featuring prominent historical figures. In Solid Citizens, though, Corvinus is having a Winter Festival holiday in a quiet town when the mystery unfolds. City reputations are at state, and not the fate of the entire Roman empire (and therefore much of Western civilization), but a mild and middle-aged Corvinus still gets up to his old tricks, harassing the local bigwigs and snooping around.

Many delightful historical novels are ruined by a too-modern protagonist. It’s hard for me to get past a character who’s well-read and well-bathed and socially conscious in ways that make no sense for the time and place.

But Marcus Corvinus is a Roman. He munches Roman meals, even if dormice and garum might not be appealing to modern readers. He snarks about political machinations, accepting a certain level of corruption and bribery, but too much smacks of an unseemly greed. He accepts slaves as his due, as well. Meton, the Corvinus household’s temperamental chef, has been left behind in Rome, but Bathyllus, the proper butler, has accompanied the household to make sure standards don’t fall, even on holiday.

The mystery unfolds as Corvinus starts nosing around, turning up secrets in an upstanding prominent family, and — as usually happens whenever Corvinus pries — turning up several extra scandals as well. Another wonderful Roman adventure from David Wishart, and good motivation for me to hunt down the remaining Marcus Corvinus mysteries.

This review is based upon an ARC. Thanks! Opinions are my own, of course, and a free book has never stopped me from snarking about awful prose before.

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Giant Grumpy Goats

Showing off Grumpy Goats to my game design students.

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No Other Gods by John Koetsier

John Koetsier’s debut novel, No Other Gods opens in a futuristic Valhalla, where a collection of supersoldiers fight and feast an endless cycle. Or it seems endless, since none of them really remember any other life than waking up in battles, to compete with superstrength and stunning reflexes, and then healing any wounds in rejuvenative sleep pods, ready to fight again.

Geno is one of these warriors, motivated by both battlelust and a calmly intellectual interest in combat strategy. That seems to be all that motivates the soldiers, who basically shrug and go on with dinner when told they’re not so much in Valhalla as in a bootcamp for fighting the gods’ battles.

The crew of supersoldiers travel through time and space, awaking in historical battles to turn the tide for one side over the other. One soldier, Geno, is singled out for special assignments and cryptic messages by Hermes, the group’s leader, but it’s only when he encounters others like him, other strong, fast and massive supersoldiers, in the ranks of ancient warriors, that he begins to question who and what he is working for…

Without revealing too much of the book, Geno does start to develop emotions, as well as rediscover memories of his previous life, and even begins a relationship with Livia, another warrior, as he tries to discover who he is and what he’s doing.

‘No Other Gods’ blends myth and technology in the story of a futuristic warrior serving the gods. John Koetsier has created a scifi page-turner with enough historical detail to ground it. The science fiction world is fantastic, but still quite believable, perhaps thanks to Koetsier’s background in tech journalism. Ancient battles are depicted as a clash of disparate tribes or clans, each other slightly different motivations, which seems more genuine that the the typical, clear-cut narrative of an army battling another army. I look forward to reading more of Koetsier’s fiction.

 

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The Subway Bride

The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature will be publishing my story, The Subway Bride, in their November issue! I’ve been getting more interested in storytelling through magical realism, and The Subway Bride blends Southern gothic and the Brooklyn start-up scene. I’m very excited to share it.

Also, my Submittable account has become much more cheerful with two acceptances!

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Harry Potter Variant Covers

 

harry potter new cover Via New Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Cover | The Mary Sue, thanks to Limadean.

Sometimes I’m baffled by the variant-covers thing in comics. I asked Harold about this. It’s the same story, right? Just with a new picture on the front? So why don’t people just buy the version with the cover they like best? Collecting them all is weird! But seeing this new cover art for the Harry Potter books makes me want to rebuy all of novels with new covers. I love Mary GrandPre’s pastels on the current covers,  and I already have a complete set of HP in hardcover, and e-versions on my Kindle, so I probably don’t need to buy any more versions of Harry Potter…

Wait! I could use my existing books for actual reading, and buy these new ones to keep pristine and perfect on the bookshelf!

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Known Associates

In the last few days, I’ve sure seen a lot of misspellings of Michele Catalano. Michele was my editor at the awesome (and sadly, now-defunct) Faster Than The World, and my freelance writing friend since then.  She writes here about the visit her household got from special anti-terrorism task force.

It was a confluence of magnificent proportions that led six agents from the joint terrorism task force to knock on my door Wednesday morning. Little did we know our seemingly innocent, if curious to a fault, Googling of certain things was creating a perfect storm of terrorism profiling. Because somewhere out there, someone was watching. Someone whose job it is to piece together the things people do on the internet raised the red flag when they saw our search history.

Michelle describes all the possible risk factors that brought the terrorism police to the door. Was it shopping for a backpack? Google searches involving pressure cookers? I’m amazed that anyone who heard about the Boston bombing, and owns a slow cooker/ rice cooker/ pressure cooker didn’t immediately Google how it could explode. I’m not sure if it’s morbid curiosity, or worries about accidentally destroying the building while making dinner. (Quick note to any anti-terrorism task force investigating the known associates of Michele: It has more to do with that time I set the kettle on fire while making tea.)

I met Michele in 2007, and almost every year, she posts her Independence Day snark warning that careless fireworks accidents today mean less masturbating tomorrow. A fireworks photo was referenced as a possible terror alert (in this article, “Was Michele Catalano hunted by the NSA or was she actually building a bomb?”) (Which is superlative clickbaiting, and I’d love to point it out to my community of writer friends, but, you know, I think Michele might have already seen it), the implication being that a concerned or frightened citizen called in a terror alert. So maybe it really was a confluence of magnificent proportions.

Suffolk County Criminal Intelligence Detectives received a tip from a Bay Shore based computer company regarding suspicious computer searches conducted by a recently released employee. The former employee’s computer searches took place on this employee’s workplace computer. On that computer, the employee searched the terms “pressure cooker bombs” and “backpacks”.

Michele’s husband Todd just changed jobs, so I wonder if this is a result of a former coworker calling in a tip, either in anger, or as a poorly judged prank, or legitimately believing that Todd and Michelle REALLY were up to nefarious criminal activity.  Her account describes a halfhearted search of the house, so presumably the investigators also realized pretty quickly that this had to be a mistake.

The oddest part of this very bizarre story is someone legitimately believing my friend and her husband were a threat worth investigating.  After a bit of time, I’m sure that will become the funniest part of the story.

I hope Michele and Todd get to that part soon.

Original post here: pressure cookers, backpacks and quinoa, oh my!

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Specialized Skills

When I was in college, I was often asked what I planned to do with my degree in classics. No career counselor had suggested that studying classics is preparation to move to China, and that living China is preparation for game development, so I would have trouble answering this question.

I’ve started to do some work for National Geographic, on the new World of Secrets Facebook game. Part of this job involves reading news about classical archaeology to determine the most awesome ones, and another part involves playing the game lots and lots, and writing. Playing games, writing, and reading interesting nerd things are pretty much my skill set.

Archival records

And now I know that the answer to “What do you do with a degree in Classics?” is “Worry that game characters will damage fictional artifacts with their fictional camera flashes.”

Related: Classics skills in game development, Iris interview about classics in game dev,  even using classics skills in retail.

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Indie Development at Geek Girl Con

I’m going to be speaking at Geek Girl Con this fall, discussing women’s experiences in game development on a panel with some amazing women, and I’m also talking about press kit hacking for indie devs.

“Press Kit Hacks for Indie Devs” will help indie game developers get the most out of the time they have to spend marketing and promoting their game.

While indie games used to mean a little side project, more and more talented game developers are actively choosing to go the independent development route. In many ways, this can be seen as a conscious choice to focus on developing the best game possible without creative input from investors or marketing people.

Unfortunately, the App Store is flooded with games, and without any marketing, some really amazing indies get lost in the noise. I’m a games journalist, I love indie games, and I’m always looking for interesting new titles to review, and I still miss amazing games. There’s just so many new games coming out every day.

I think most indie developers have actively decided to focus on making a game over all other aspects, and memorizing a smarmy elevator pitch or marketing buzzwords just doesn’t ring true. So, I’m going to be talking about ways that indie developers can get the most value from their marketing hours by building a press kit that makes promotion easier with an appealing press release, answering all the key questions a journalist will have, and including good game assets.

Via Indie Development at Geek Girl Con | The Indie Game Magazine .

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App Design Class

I always enjoy reading student work in the Game Concepts class.

I’m so proud when students turn their rambling and epic game ideas into succinct summaries with player objectives, win conditions and fail conditions.

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Failstate Fourth Wall

What happens when I’m encouraged to write failstate messages…

Working on Tokyo Hosto was a great time, and I’m pleased to see it coming together.

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